10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine