10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.