10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack