10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.