10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die