10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.