10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow