10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --