10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)