10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth