10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)