10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth