10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.