10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.