10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A