10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?