10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth