10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers