10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus