10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-