10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!