10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Those eggs smell delicious!