10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.