10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier