10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson