10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers