10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."