10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.