10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom