10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is for fat, American losers.