10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water