10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!