10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)