10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."