10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.