10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.