10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris