10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus