10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.