10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.