10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!