10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer