10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake