10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fold and live to fold again
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright