10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT