10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS