10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway