10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."