10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
if u play for the thrill u are ill
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery