10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!